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Name: Nicole
Country: United States
State: California
Birthday: 12/30/1986
Gender: Female
Interests: Hate crimes, prostitution, drugs, alcohol, and Christmas caroling.
Expertise: Ruining a good joke.
Occupation: Retired
Industry: Nonprofit
Message: message me
AIM:  forNIKKIation
Member Since:
2/17/2003
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Your #1 Match: ENFJ
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The Giver
You strive to maintain harmony in relationships, and usually succeed.
Articulate and enthusiastic, you are good at making personal connections.
Sometimes you idealize relationships too much - and end up being let down.
You find the most energy and comfort in social situations ... where you shine.
You would make a good writer, human resources director, or psychologist. |
Your #2 Match: ENTJ
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The Executive
You are a natural leader - with confidence and strength that inspires others.
Driven to succeed, you are always looking for ways to gain, power, knowledge, and expertise.
Sometimes you aren't the most considerate person, especially to those who are a bit slow.
You are not easily intimidated - and you have a commanding, awe-inspiring presence.
You would make a great CEO, entrepreneur, or consultant. |
Your #3 Match: ENFP
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The Inspirer
You love being around people, and you are deeply committed to your friends.
You are also unconventional, irreverant, and unimpressed by authority and rules.
Incredibly perceptive, you can usually sense if someone has hidden motives.
You use lots of colorful language and expressions. You're qutie the storyteller!
You would make an excellent entrepreneur, politician, or journalist. |
Your #4 Match: ENTP
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The Visionary
You are charming, outgoing, friendly. You make a good first impression.
You possess good negotiating skills and can convince anyone of anything.
Happy to be the center of attention, you love to tell stories and show off.
You're very clever, but not disciplined enough to do well in structured environments.
You would make a great entrpreneur, marketing executive, or actor. |
Your #5 Match: ESFJ
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The Caregiver
You are sympathetic and caring, putting friends and family first.
A creature of habit, you prefer routines and have trouble with change.
You love being in groups - whether you're helping people or working on a project.
You are good at listening, laughing, and bringing out the best in people.
You would make a great nurse, social worker, or teacher. |
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| I have officially met the most Jewish woman who ever lived, and I love
her. If you have ever had the substitute Mrs. Silverman, you know what
I mean. She is just the stereotypical Jew that South Park clowns on 75%
of each episode. That's right, I said "clowned."
So Mrs. Silverman subbed my econ class. My ECON class. Come on, find
the irony, kids. But she tells us this heinously long story about her
grandparents in the stock market crash, and told us that investing in
stocks is like gambling in Vegas. I believe her. She's a Jew. She knows
what's up.
But at the end of the class period, she tells us all to pick up all the
trash on the floor and we can leave early. So I pick up a few things
and she walks by the area by my desk. The following is a direct quote.
Mrs. Silverman: (pointing to the ground) Whose penny is that?
(No one responds)
Mrs. Silverman: Alright, I'll take it.
I pissed my pants a little.
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| I am going to write a romance novel.
And by romance, I mean a lot of intercourse. With lines so smooth I make Barry White look like Screech.
Watch for it. In a book store near you... some day.
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